Premium Email Addresses for Truly Magnificent People 🎉
Because you, dear friend, are clearly a person of exceptional taste and questionable decision-making. And that is EXACTLY the kind of person who deserves this email address.
Imagine handing over your business card. Watch faces change. Watch friendships form. Watch HR arrive.
Gmail? For ordinary mortals. Outlook? Peasant behaviour. hunglikeadonkey.uk? That's the email of someone who has truly arrived. At the wrong party.
Nobody ever forgets an email ending in hunglikeadonkey.uk. Margaret will be talked about for years. Margaret is a legend.
Spam filters everywhere simply refuse to believe that an address this ridiculous could be real. Your inbox will be immaculate.
Got a mate who thinks they're impressive? Get them a donkey email address. They'll love it. Probably.
Donkeys are intelligent, loyal and deeply underappreciated. This email is your way of saying: "I see you, donkey. I celebrate you."
Before you get your prestigious email address, here's why donkeys deserve this honour.
Donkeys have an excellent memory and can remember places and animals they met up to 25 years ago. They are widely considered smarter than horses. Horses are extremely offended by this.
Farmers use donkeys to protect sheep and goats from foxes. A donkey will chase off a fox without hesitation and look completely unbothered about the whole affair. Cool, calm, professional.
A donkey's bray can be heard up to 3 kilometres away and reaches 110 decibels. This is nature's way of ensuring donkeys can always make themselves heard at parties.
A donkey can carry up to 30% of its own bodyweight over long distances. That's considerably more than you can manage, and the donkey doesn't even complain about it.
There's only one thing left to do before you get your email address.
Three simple steps. Even a donkey could do it. (They choose not to. Hooves.)
Your email address puts you in very distinguished company indeed.
Winnie-the-Pooh's most relatable character. Eeyore understood that sometimes it rains, your tail falls off, and nobody remembers your birthday. Deep.
Perhaps cinema's greatest donkey. Charismatic, talkative, and ultimately responsible for the entire Shrek franchise. A legacy beyond compare.
George Orwell's sagely donkey. Oldest and wisest animal on the farm. Arguably the most intelligent character in the entire book.
You. With a hunglikeadonkey.uk email address. Walking into meetings. Handing out business cards. Living your best life.
Here's what absolutely real and definitely not made-up customers have said.
I put my hunglikeadonkey.uk email on my CV. Got 12 interviews in a week. All of them just wanted to ask about the email address. I have been promoted three times.
My mother-in-law emailed me to complain about the address. She's now subscribed to three different donkey facts newsletters. I have never felt more powerful.
Used it for my online banking. The fraud prevention team called to verify my details. We spoke for forty-five minutes mostly about donkeys. They upgraded my account.